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刚发现《绝地之子（Children of the Jedi）》小说临近结局时，居然有如此一幕：
卢克你妹得啊 ，居然当着自己老婆玛拉·杰德和老妹莱娅、妹夫汉这些人的面，去跟灵魂附身自己徒弟克蕾美女的卡莉斯塔阿姨忘情相拥而哭泣。
而且下一章里，莱娅还发现自己的老哥卢克正太跟卡莉斯塔阿姨滚完床单（卡莉斯塔阿姨用的自然是卢克那御姐女徒弟的身体）的一幕。
玛拉·杰德——卢克的老婆（好吧，《绝地之子》小说时他俩还没结婚）。
卡莉斯塔阿姨——卢克老爹阿纳金那辈分的女绝地（虽然我是很喜欢御姐正太配了），以灵魂态跟卢克相恋。
克蕾——卢克的美女御姐徒弟，死亡时把身体送卡莉斯塔阿姨附身。
关于卢克的后宫介绍见这帖
《星球大战》：那些惨被卢克·天行者的“后宫诅咒光环”祸害了的后宫们
http://bbs.saraba1st.com/2b/read-htm-tid-842951.html
我算知道《绝地的命运》里卢克为啥那么无节操的当着儿子的面，跟俩女友那么放闪光弹了。
这厮当着玛拉的面都能跟卡莉斯塔阿姨来这出，当着儿子的面跟俩女友放点闪光弹神马的根本就是理所当然是吧？
问题卢克你这混蛋都这么玩，对儿子的女友问题头疼之下，居然还去找外甥女杰娜问参考意见？
As Callista, now, was on the other side.
Whatever had changed her mind, he thought, she would need him there when she came out of her chilled sleep.
The lights on the hold door cycled green and the door hissed open. The pod lay on the square of the doors, directly under the hooded, cooling eye of the quiescent tractor beam. It was barely two meters long and eighty centimeters or so wide, matte Imperial green, and icy to his touch with the cold of space.
He slid the cowling back. Under it, she lay in the comalike sleep of partial hibernation, shallow breasts barely moving under the torn and smoke-stained uniform and long hands folded over her belt buckle. Despite the bruises that still marked it, her face was so calm, so relaxed, so utterly different from the brittle, haggard features of the woman she had become that he almost didn't recognize her.
Had she looked like this, he wondered, that first day over a year ago, when Nichos had brought her to Yavin? The most brilliant AI programmer at the Magrody Institute--and strong in the Force as well.
The standoffish elegance she had worn as a protective cloak was gone.
She was a different woman.
A different woman...
Luke thought, No...
He shook his head.
No.
It wasn't Cray's face.
The features, the straight nose and delicate bones, the full, almost square shape of the lips, were the same...
But everything in him said, It isn't Cray.
No, he thought again, not wanting to believe.
For a long time the universe stood still.
Then she drew a long breath, and opened her eyes.
They were gray.
No.
He put out his hand and she raised hers, quickly, as if fearing the touch. For a few moments she simply looked at her own hands, turning them over like one marveling at the shape of palms and fingers, some unfamiliar piece of sculpture, stroking the backs of them, the fingers and the knobby, stick-out bones of the wrists. Then her eyes met his, and flooded with tears.
Very gently, afraid to touch--afraid she would vanish, evaporate, turn out to be only a dream--he helped her to sit. Her hands were warm where they touched his arms. For a time they only looked at each other... This can't be real...
She touched his face, the bruises and the shrapnel cuts and the beard stubble, his mouth that had pressed to hers in the dream that hadn't been a dream.
If I could ask for only one thing, one thing in my entire life...
He brought her gently against him, holding the long slender bones, the light sinewiness of her, pressing his face against the pale ragged hair, which he knew would turn brown in time. She was breathing. He could feel it against his cheek, under his hands, next to his heart.
Then she laughed, a soft and wondering sob, and he flung his head back and everything rose within him in a single wild whoop of triumph and joy. "Yes!" he yelled, and they were laughing and crying both, hanging on to each other, and she was saying his name, over and over again as if she still didn't believe it; couldn't believe that such things were occasionally permitted by Fate.
It was her voice, and nothing like Cray's at all.
His hands shook as they framed her face, 【Leia and Mara and Han and the others】 standing in the doorway of the hold watching all this in silence, knowing something was taking place and not quite knowing what.
But after a time Leia said, hesitantly, "That... that isn't Cray." There was no question in her voice.
"She stepped aside," said Luke, knowing absolutely and exactly what had happened in the last moments on board the Eye.
"After Nichos went up the shaft," said Callista softly. "He was hit, badly, most of his systems cut to pieces... He was in no pain, but he could feel himself shutting down as he set the core on overload. Cray said to me that she wanted to stay with him. To cross to the other side with him. To be with him. She was a Jedi, too, remember... not fully trained, but she would have been one of the best."
Tears flooded the gray eyes again. "She said if she couldn't be with the one she loved in this world, at least someone could. She said to thank you, Luke, for all you tried to do for her, and for all you did."
He kissed her, like the breath of life coming into his body after long cold, and stumbled trying to get to his feet on his bad leg. Laughing shakily, holding on to each other for support, they got to their feet and turned to the group in the doorway.
He said softly, knowing it for the truth as he knew the truth of his own bones, "Leia--Han - comMara... Threepio, Artoo... This is Callista."
烧掉卢克：
When Leia had gone to Luke's room at the Brathflen Medcenter, she had found Callista there, stretched out on the bed beside the sleeping Luke, her head pillowed on his arm.
（有人怒曰：
把写这个的和卢克一块斩了…… ）
南方战士对此吐槽：
“我TM发现卢克对卡莉斯塔说“I love you ”的次数比对玛拉说得还多！卢克果然是欧比-万的关门弟子。我怀疑欧比-万除了教卢克怎么用光剑玩小球，就教了他怎么用原力泡妞吧！”
另一位曰：
“欧比万表示，原力的境界，你们这些乱放能量的永远都不懂。。。 ”
某美军朋友曰：
“他还一直烦恼儿子的教育问题？？？？  ” |
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发表于 2012-12-22 19:08
说来你的萝莉徒弟似乎还认识卡莉斯塔阿姨
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你这话的意思是想说帕德梅是GL党么？