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这是《星球大战：绝地学院》三部曲小说的内容，小说开始于《黑暗帝国》漫画结束后不久——《绝地学院》小说跟《绝地学院》游戏不是发生在同一时间段与地点——里的喜感剧情。
这是该小说里。被古代传奇西斯尊主埃克萨·库恩（《绝地传奇》里最后的大BOOS）不死阴魂附身的基普·达伦，与三十多岁卢克一战虐翻卢克后
卢克被惨扁到灵魂暂时离体昏迷不醒，莱娅汉等人想唤醒卢克时， 出现的一幕喜感剧情。
 当众人无法唤醒卢克时，小杰娜爬到卢克身上，表示给舅舅一个吻看能否唤醒他——这是汉老爸还是C-3PO，给杰娜杰森姐弟讲了类似《睡美人》的睡前故事的后果吧？
 不过话说：
不应该是王子吻醒睡美人公主么？
所以杰娜你果然是爷们心，卢克你果然是公主命？ ——被三四岁的外甥女压在身下献初吻神马的
结果么……当然是这个吻无效，没有唤醒卢克了
"Too bad you can't just thaw him out," Han said, "like you rescued me from Jabba's Palace." Leia reached out to touch Luke. Using her own abilities with the Force, she tried to reach deeper, to brush against his spirit-but she felt only a cold hole, an emptiness as if Luke himself had been taken away. Not dead. She had always felt she would somehow know if her brother died.
"Is he sleeping?" Jacen said.
"Yes... in a way," she answered, not knowing what else to say.
"When will he wake up?" Jaina asked.
"We don't know," she said. "We don't know how to wake him up."
"Maybe if I give him a kiss." Jaina clambered up to smack the motionless lips of her uncle. For an absurd moment Leia held her breath, thinking that the child's magic just might work. But Luke did not stir.
"He's cold," Jaina mumbled. The little girl's shoulders slumped with disappointment when her uncle failed to wake.
Han squeezed Leia's waist so hard that it hurt, but she didn't want her husband to stop holding her.
恩，后来成长为御姐的杰娜图
（这张是杰娜·索洛跟自己的双胞胎老弟杰森·索洛的姐弟图）
该系列小说的作者是著名科幻小说家凯文·J·安德森(Kevin J. Anderson）。
他参与过《沙丘》前传小说的创作，也参与创作过多篇星战官方小说或漫画（如果没有他参与剧情创作的《绝地传奇》漫画，就不会有后来电影摩尔的双刃光剑）——不过因为除了《绝地传奇》漫画是无可争议的经典外，他参与创作的其它星战主线作品不是质量不能算很好就是颇具争议性，因此在星战迷中对他的评价并不高。
《星球大战：绝地学院》三部曲小说里，讲述了四千年前的千年史诗《绝地传奇》漫画里最后一个大BOSS，被封印数千年的传奇古代西斯尊主埃克萨·库恩(Exar Kun)的最终结局。 |
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发表于 2013-4-30 08:39
长大之后肯定是一生被嘲笑的阴影
