Why Men Can’t Win from mars..

arranger

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist pig, you bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
If she asks you, it’s a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain. If you don’t, you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you’re after something. If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist. If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she’s tired. If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

arranger

为什么男人赢不了？

      如果你工作太投入，就没时间陪她。如果你工作得不够久，你就是个废物。

      如果她有一份低薪而又重复作业的无聊工作，那是额外收入。如果你有这样一份工作，你就该拍拍屁股走人，找份更好的。

      如果你晋升得比她快，那是不公。如果她的工作比你的好，那是机会平等。

      如果你谈起她有多美，那是性骚扰。如果你沉默不语，那是男人的无视。

      如果你哭了，你就是个懦夫。如果你不哭，你就是个冷血之徒。

      如果你不请示她而擅自做了决定，混帐，你这头沙猪。如果她果断下了决定而无需你的意见，她是个自由女性。

      如果你让她做不喜欢做的事，那是专制。如果她让你做你不喜欢的事，那是一种恩惠。

      如果你试图保持身材，你很虚荣。如果你不那么做，你很懒惰。

      如果你送花给她，你是在追求点什么。如果你不送她花，你就太不体贴了。

      如果你骄傲于自己的成就，你就是自高自大。如果你并不为此自豪，你就是胸无大志。

      如果她头痛，那是累了。如果你头痛，你不但不再爱她，一定还到处拈花若草。

luokobe

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.:awkward:
how come this logic flow appears :awkward: